今天下午  不知是我好運還是倒楣
                                                                               
竟然讓我遇到了大事件  見識了媒體的可怕
                                                                               
而我  是他們其中的一員...
                                                                                
                                                                               
  
                                                                               
下午到中正紀念堂  和早上一樣跟單機
                                                                               
因為只有單機  因此我得擔起文字記者的工作
                                                                               
其實也只是堵mic  當麥克風架罷了
                                                                               
真要叫我採訪是不可能的  反正其他記者會問問題
                                                                               
就像早上  我似乎從馬英九眼中看到驚訝  在他和我眼神交會的那一剎那

大概是想說怎麼會有小朋友在這拿mic吧
                                                                               
唉  今天穿短褲球鞋裝年輕真是一大失策
  這一排【攝影牆】的陣仗很誇張 
 這裡儼然是個另類觀光景點

湊熱鬧的人自然少不了【歹年冬多肖人】裡的肖人

柯賜海真的很討厭ㄟ
                                              
以前頂多只是把他當笑話看
                                                                             
現在是極度的討厭他
                                               
記者就已經夠擠  都擠不進去了  

他老大還跟人家湊什麼熱鬧硬擠
                               
還一直亂喊  司法不公~黨產還來~還我牛來~  吵死人
                                                                                超不爽  故意用力把他擠開
                                                                                竟然還喊  記者推人~ ( ╯‵ □ ′)╯╧═══╧


                                                                                                                                                     
原以為只是例行公事  守著罷了
                                                                               
但這種事情誰也不知道  也許守了一整天都沒新聞  也許正好就碰到大新聞
                                                                               
偏偏  今天就是那正好的一天
                                                                               
乖乖沒事靜坐著的黎文正  突然心血來潮要到總統府去遞陳情書
                                                                               
也可能是他終於想通陳水扁不可能會來見他
                                                                               
於是  混戰開打了

                                                                                                                                                               
拼命擠  拼命想把mic擠到最前面  受訪者的嘴邊
                                                                               
伸長了手  拼命擠  還要注意在鏡頭前秀出mic牌
                                             
記者擠  民眾擠  警察擠
                                                                               
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一邊推一邊擠一邊走  不時的繞道奔跑  (這時我又慶幸自己是穿運動鞋了)
                                                                               
然後  人群簇擁到總統府前  這時擠到最高點
                                                                               
有人不斷的喊著別擠別擠  但是依然沒有人退下陣來
                                                                               
反而更是向前突進  就怕落了人後
                                                                               
好幾個記者都差點跌倒  不過一點也沒消減了殺氣
                                                                               
站穩  繼續衝
                                                                               
                                                                               
黎文正在府前坐下  所有的麥克風瞬間匯集  以他的頭為圓心
                                                                               
盡力以0為半徑
                                                                               
是的  好幾支麥克風都快打到他的頭
                                                                               
我前面的記者簡直是把手靠在他肩上了    (攝影在他面前  文字多在他身旁身後)
                                                                               
我似乎也是其中之一
                                                                               
                                                                               
接下來  他起身  走進總統府
                                                                               
這又是另一段高潮
                                                                               
又高又壯的男攝影記者們拼了命的高舉攝影機
                                                                               
多是女生的文字幾乎完全被擠在那層人牆外了
                                                                               
(我看到有個女記者試圖穿過華視攝影大哥的腋下強行通過  不過她失敗了)
                                                                               
於是我們退下  讓攝影記者猛男們去衝鋒陷陣
                                                                               
                                                                               
在等待黎文正他們從總統府出來時
                                                                               
不乏許多鬧場的人
                                                                               
開廣告車用大聲公亂喊然後快閃的人、零星的吵架民眾、假裝被警察推倒的人、
                                                                              
趁機大喊警察推人的無理性鄉愿、永遠都很吵很煩的柯董
                                                                              
                                                                                
然後他們出來了  再重演一次剛才的混戰
                                                                               
不過這次正港的文字記者派出來了  我不用再身陷其中
                                                                               
只是在一旁看著  心裡不斷嘆著氣
                                                                               
唉嘆媒體的瘋狂  唉嘆群眾毫無理性的民粹式謾罵  唉嘆公職人員的辛苦委屈
                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                          
文字記者來之前
                                                                               
在擁擠當中我好幾次難過的想哭
                                                                               
平常看電視不屑怒罵那些瘋狂的記者
                                                                               
現在我卻得成為這樣的記者
                                                                               
有種被逼拍三級片的感覺  很屈辱  很難過
                                                                               
但我的身體卻不由自主的想拼命搶到最好的位置  甚至嘗試想問點什麼
                                                                               
幸好我很害羞  蠢問題全卡在喉嚨裡
                                                                               
                                                                               
sigh...
                                                                               
今天對我而言是既震撼又勞累的一天
                                                                               
晚上就去看了醫生
                                                                               
因為一直舉著mic和拿腳架、攝影袋  讓我的右手吃不消
                                                
還有  我的腿好痠好痠
毫無防曬準備更讓我曬出了手錶痕
                                                                                
                                                                               
記者阿...我更確定不會走這行了

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